Machete Bins and Magical Thinking
Less than a month into the amnesty and machetes are still slicing their way through Melbourne.
It's time to ramp up the scare campaign lest the people get too comfortable with their new found freedoms.
Beware the Omicron!
No, it's not a new James Bond villain. It's a new version of the dreaded plague that has paralysed the world and destroyed common sense.
It must be bad to jump from the dreaded Delta, which is the fourth letter of the Greek alphabet to the fifteenth letter. Does that mean it is nearly four times worse?